It should go without saying that if you’re going to take a selfie, you should be aware of your surroundings. But people, however, are often more concerned with their image than they are with what’s going on around them.
That can lead to some very awkward moments that will forever live on the Internet for eternity. Let this serve as a warning — unless you’re a vampire, reflections will always exist.
It’s totally normal to sleep with a scarf and giant hoop earrings, right?
“Us” meaning her and her phone, apparently.
“Bae” might be her split personality, which is troubling for a number of reasons. Let’s hope she’s able to get a good night’s sleep without “Bae” waking her up in a panic.
Who the hell decides to selfie while they’re pooping?
She’s smiling because she just lightened her load. Have you ever seen someone so happy to be on the toilet? Perhaps you have, but that person almost certainly wouldn’t want the photo to be shared for public consumption.
She can relate, although this one keeps going and going and going…
At least this one seems like it was done intentionally. It’s an optical illusion, sure, but in a situation like this, most people would simply opt for privacy over cool and clever photo-framing techniques.
She seems happy with the result, though!
“I feel like forgetting something…”
“It is kind of drafty in here.”
We included a smiley to preserve your delicate sensibilities from the “bare” realities of the situation. Normally when pants are off, people have happier expressions than this guy does.
Subtlety is not everyone’s specialty.
He’s probably just checking out her belt, right? Maybe she was trying that piece on as well. Being an upstanding employee, he was just ensuring a proper fit.
It’s somehow still not as bad as what this next guy was checking out.
Trains are the worst place to try and be sneaky.
Busted. It’s possible he’s just sharing his “media” with the rest of the train, but he’s forgetting a cardinal rule of public transport — you never, ever, ever have privacy. Don’t pretend that you do. You just…don’t.